May 2013
Fuck me I’m drunk
Anonymous asked: How is your day been going? c:
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
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Crying with the shower on so your partner doesn’t here, what is life
Anonymous asked: hi, youre amazing c:
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And that’s my final exam of second year over!
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steffstorch:
Miacca perform the Bed Intruder...
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I always forget how much I hate having Pityriasis Rosea until I get an outbreak. It’s just so ugly and disgusting and ew. My partners never seen me have an attack (I’ve been getting it for a couple of months every one to two years I was 7). I just don’t want him to think I’m gross :(
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'What is a Nerdfighter?' A book for Henry
kiwi-kaleidoscope:
Did this post just make my life? Why yes, yes it did.
teagypsy:
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
yerawizardchloe:
guswaters:
remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged
#in the uk we take harry potter spoilers very seriously
just imagine if someone did that with doctor who spoilers...
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I’m really struggling tonight and I don’t know why.
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inconceivablyexcited:
When the first episode of Sherlock season 3 is finally here
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bryancollinns:
my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family
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On a scale of John Bender to Adam Milligan, how much have people forgot about you?
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vvant:
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
bonus addition: are you actually flirting with me or playing pull the pig
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So I have to write three 2000 word essays in three days as my exam with bibliographies and references.
Owch.
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I should not be this ready to die at 20.
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I’m making paper stars.
But it’s not working.
On to the rubber bands I guess.
itsb-ecky:
Someone come over mine, bring weed, rekorderlig, face paint and a box set of something hilarious. I will repay you in cuddles, cakes and amazing knock knock jokes.
If I could I would take you up on that
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yessir-whatever asked: NEVER try to cycle when drunk! I like face planted and Im pretty sure i've broken a finger too. wow.
#angry
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yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
I shit you not I have belived for the last five years that it was the other way around and pomme de terre...
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To my followers, just wanted to remind you how special and beautiful you all are, you bad ass mothers.
Have a great day!!
